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volume 1, issue 26

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From the Mouth of Madness:
Overrated

By Jason "loonyboi" Bergman

 

Riven (PC)

I decided to do these two games separately, because with Riven, perhaps even more so than Myst, people praised the game’s visual design. It is my belief that the games are ultimately a failure in this regard as well. Yes, technically, the games’ images are well made. No question there. It takes some real skill to create those pictures. However, they show a distinct lack of any artistic style (see last week’s Guest Editorial for more on that) as they are simply photorealistic. And of course, then there’s the claim that Myst and Riven are "surreal". Sorry bud, but I’ve seen surreal before, and these ain’t it. Showing me pictures of mountain ranges with some pretty pipes while new age music plays through my speakers is hardly what I’d call surreal. In fact, I’d call it pretty dull. You want to see Myst and Riven style games done right? Go play Manhole or Cosmic Osmo. That’s back when the boys at Cyan had some original visual flair. Now they’re much better at writing novels, not making games.

Rampage

Man, can you believe people actually played this game all the way through? I did, and I’ll tell you something, never before have I felt like such a complete fool. For those who never played the original (or its recent "remake") the basic concept is this: you’re a giant hulking monster-type thing, and it’s your job to crush buildings. Over, and over, and over, and over again. For over 100 levels. Ugh. The game had a certain novelty in it, because you could play with three people simultaneously, but jeez…after about ten minutes or so the whole thing got really boring, and you found yourself having more fun beating on your friends than crushing yet another freaking building. If ever there were a game less deserving of the term, "classic" this is it. Let it die, people…let it die.

X-Men vs. Street Fighter, X-Men: Children of the Atom, and Marvel vs. Capcom, Marvel Superheroes. (Arcade, various home versions)

Let me just state for the record that I’m a huge fan of the Street Fighter series. I love the damn games…I play Street Fighter Alpha 2 religiously. But these three (I’ll call them the fearsome four) bare so little resemblance to that game that they shouldn’t even carry the Capcom logo. Here’s the problem. These three games have taken the fine art of fighting titles, and completely ruined it. Instead of the finesse it takes to excel at such games as Virtua Fighter or Tekken, in these games, you pretty much just mash buttons until your hand starts to bleed. Or you actually win. I’ve actually played a game of Marvel Superheroes where I won repeatedly, but I hadn’t the foggiest clue how I did it. All I did was pound buttons until crazy crap started to happen and my opponent went down. This is fun? Not to mention the fact that in these games so much is happening on screen that it’s difficult to tell what the heck is going on, let alone which character is yours. And yet, people love these games! It’s a complete mystery to me, I’ll tell you that much. Give me the slower (much slower) fighting of Virtua Fighter 3 or even Street Fighter 3 any day over this crap. It’s fighting for the hyperactive kid. This one will pass, thank you very much.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX)

Jeez…talk about a yawner. The Castlevania series was always known for a certain level of depth at the expense of serious gameplay (best illustrated in the incredibly slow moving GameBoy title, The Castlevania Adventure) but Symphony of the Night attempted to pass off more of the same ho-hum style gameplay in an era where Oddworld: Abe’s Exoddus was breaking new ground in platform games. I played through a giant chunk of this game, and it seemed like serious work…frustrating, painful, and irritating work at that. And yet, I constantly read glowing review after glowing review. The game offers pretty much the same visuals we’ve come to expect from the series (pretty sad, considering it looks only slightly different from its SNES predecessors) and despite the addition of "experience points" it’s still more of the same. Dracula X is a far better game (the PC Engine version, that is) and it’s a crime more people missed that one. Don’t waste your time with this hack…go get yourself a genuine classic.

Well, that’s enough ranting for this week. Tune in next week when I’ll make my list of the strangest games ever made. Can you afford to miss this? I don’t think so. :)

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- Jason "loonyboi" Bergman is the editor-in-chief of loonygames. He has a lot of pent up anger.

 

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