Subject:
Heathers Myth 2 blasphemy
" I kind
of wish I could have just left him there and gone on, but
alas, you just can't do that. The map is pretty and there
are plenty of falling leaves and butterflies and stuff,
so I can't complain too much"
Pretty? Falling
leaves? BUTTERFLIES?! Myth2 is about evil undead armies,
savage butchering demons, exploding bodies, flying limbs,
grisly war and overwhelming odds.
Butterflies.
Thats just greeeeaaaaaat. How am I ever going to play one
of my favorite games again? Its been ruined. Ruined I say!
Keep her away
from Quake 3 please.
All
of which, need I point out, she mentions, at some point
or another, in her column.
Ok..and allow
me to ruin Quake 3 for you. Well, first off, Skippy Quake
is just too cute for words. And then Quake 3 guy, hes
just so tough looking...a girl could swoon. Now, the sounds
are just so sweet, like you dont really want to kill
each other, you just want to be friends, but there are these
funny little guns in your hands, so you dance around killing
each other instead! Its so poetic, really...
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