now what will you call those cheesy players who dont have
the balls to face you in the open and duke it out man to man?
Hey, you, guy, youre a guy who hides and gets lots
of frags, and, well, we all dislike guys that do gooder like that
because we think its cheesy and stuff. Good luck!
one I see in IRC all the time, and its one I personally
hate with a passion. Its like saying, Its good
to see you again, but only marginally so. In fact, about the only
effort Im going to make at a greeting is typing re[Enter],
which is about 3 keystrokes more effort than I really want to
expend. Me, I like healthy good-to-see-you greetings that
go on for 3 hours and give you the kind of warm fuzzies that will
last all day. Hey bro, good morning and how the hell are
ya? is a good one. Or, Hey chick! Lay some sweet Mynx-type
lovin´ on me, babe!
Just kidding? Joking? Who knows. You can try all you want to rob
your words of offense, but the harm is already done. Poor little
Jimmy is scarred for life. Instead of tacking j/k to your statement
as an afterthought, try proceeding your little jab with a disclaimer:
Warning: my following comment is not intended to harm the
psyche of anyone present. It is meant for humor purposes only
and should not be viewed as slanderous or damaging to anyone present.
Those who are typically offended by humor should leave the room.
With a statement like that youre covered. Well covered.
In fact, you can say just about anything you want after that little
diddy and have it come off smelling as sweet and rosy as John
says that whenever she sees me chatting with people on the computer,
its always about ping. And ever since she said that, I notice
that yes indeed, people talk about it all the time. So, Im
going to capitalize on it. Now instead of saying ping, youll
have to say, The time it takes for one network packet to
be sent from one host to another and back. This has corollaries
to the LPB and HPB phrases so, fair warning. LPB players will
now be known as bitches, and HPB players will be bastards. I love
I guess thats a pretty short list for now, but depending
on how well I can capitalize on it, you may see me expand the
list in the near future to cover other such greats as rofl, heh,
and the ever popular yep. If you have any suggestions for me to
add, heck mail them in and include alternate phrases that people
can use in their place. I mean, I dont want to be a complete
jerk about it. I just want to be rich. And if you dont like
it? Well you can just suck it down, bitch.